The Smoothest Beer ever. First off it's blue. Second... It's made from icebergs that drift into port every year... The Japanese are too smooth.

Smooth

smooth

11.	undisturbed, tranquil, or equable, as the feelings, temper, etc.; serene: a smooth disposition.

12.	elegant, easy, or polished: smooth manners.

13.	ingratiatingly polite or suave: That salesman is a smooth talker.

14.	free from harshness, sharpness, or bite; bland or mellow, as cheese or wine.

–adverb

17.	in a smooth manner; smoothly.

–verb (used with people)

20.	to free from difficulties.

23.	to tranquilize, calm, or soothe (a person, the feelings, etc.).

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Origin:
bef. 1050; (adj.) ME smothe, late OE smōth; cf. ME smethe, OE smēthe smooth; c. OS smōthi; (v.) late ME smothen, deriv. of the adj.; r. ME smethen, OE smēth(i)an

damn that's smooth.